Matthew J. McFadden
Here, Roger and Matt make a toast, for the worst "Pilsner" glasses on earth. Wussy UVA flutes!
McFadden Pie
Long, long time ago,
When Kevin didn't seem that slow,
And Megan's chest was still flat as the road.
Katie was still living at home,
Matt looked like a Chinese gnome,
and Kevin's glasses surely shined.
And then Megan turned 20 years old,
Her bossom grew, so I've been told,
And Kevin exchanged his specs for contacts.
While Matt went on to Hate Your Friends,
Katie wanted Tech, but wasn't welcomed in,
They all still drank and had good times...
...and they were singing
My, My Matt McFadden Pie
Put the beer in the cooler, cause the Captain's went dry.
His good old friends drinking SoCo and Stout,
Singing...this will be the day I blackout...this will be the day I blackout.
For Matt and Colleen's engagement party, Roger and Greg celebrated the unification
of the Hick and the Mick with some delicious Jack and Bailey's. There was also some
"inadvertent" foreshadowing of their future first born son, Von Hayes McFadden.
The True Drunken Master