Ben and Mary Beth's Wedding

2010 Hawaii

Days 1-3

After a long trip, we went to Hawaii Kai to hang out with the fam.  Jesse was rocking the hat line.

Harold was rubbing on some phone as Kim and MB looked on.

Mary Don and Ben.  Spamtastic! 

Ben was OK with the Adidas hat.

Screw you East Coast time!  Rog and Jesse woke up at 4am.

Views from the room.

I ain't hear no bell!

Tuesday's Trip to Maui

Jesse and Rog decided to check out Maui.  Somehow they missed the huge storm that his Oahu that day.

Jesse tries to score digits from the smoothie guy.

The tour only comprised of Jesse, Rog and Joe!

Water system.

Scenery.

Wild chicken.

Yeah, black sand beach.

Cookie time!

Bird shit island.  There are some big birds.  That visable white stuff on the ledges ain't frosting.

Traditional Hut.  No pizza.

Charles Lindbergh's grave.  Apparently he shook Hitler's hand and everyone hated him. 

One day I'll relearn that on the History Channel.

The Churchies took some prime realestate in Maui.

Less prime realestate in Maui.

Lava fields.  Good times.

The winery portion of our tour.  This is when it was time for Saucetown.

We acquired some Maui Brewery Coconut Porter at the general store after the wine tasting, drank at Sammy Haggar's bar at the airport...

Hopped on our G5....

....and headed out for more sauce.

Zac, Bonnie, Ben and MB took us to some sketchy Japanese beer hall.

Pitchers of Kirin!

Jesse said he was getting tired and had to crash...with the tall tranny "woman" of the night.

My attempt to get secret photos of Guy Fieri dancing by himself.  It didn't take too long for us to realize this was a gay bar. 

Jesse added the bar to the google map app. on his PC i-pad (aka tablet).

Not pictured:

Ben and Roger recon mission to find bars open past 10pm. 

This resulted in a strip club hop of sorts, including one with the History Channel on. 

No Charles Lindbergh?